whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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