You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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