just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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