fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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