my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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