he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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