hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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