some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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