well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize