Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
