She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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