Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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