butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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