An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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