I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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