I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You are a genius and a whore.
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