What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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