i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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