Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She's the barista slut.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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