I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I party with great urgency now.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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