Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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