Don't you send me to vm
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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