sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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