is your mom at the bar?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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