I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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