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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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