I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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