On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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