ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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