awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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