Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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