i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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