Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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