Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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