White coat. Heels.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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