: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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