I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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