I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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