she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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