im drinking this country out of the recession.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize