They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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