He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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