sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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