worst night to have a conscience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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