Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
His hands were made for my vagina.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
