He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How's your threesome situation going?
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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