So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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