super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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