the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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