she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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