So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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