My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
