wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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