Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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