i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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