youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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