you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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