have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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