Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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