I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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