So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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