PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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