found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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